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D i s t a n t .
D i s t a n t .

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

347,511 notes · 4 hours ago

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  • 1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
  • 1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
  • 1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
  • 1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood
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elmakias:

I cut the sleeves off my shirt and now people will take me more seriously cause I am very intimidating and masculine
"Angry, and half in love with you, and tremendously sorry, I turned away."F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

294 notes · 4 hours ago

speakeasytherapy:

allkillernofiller:

accidentally bumps into someone

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"you don’t have to keep apologizing" 

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392,911 notes · 4 hours ago

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"I’m a prince
and the beast;
I can’t save you."
10 word story - j.b.

44 notes · 4 hours ago

wonla:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

well at least someone closed the goddamn door

437,104 notes · 4 hours ago

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iwasawasstrings:

niadidas:

kokosnsse:

I’m so fucking done lmaooo

My stomach hurt I’m weak


Jerry Wallace confirmed for no chill

officialalltimelow:

Meeting people on tumblr

PERKS:

  • attractive
  • into the same shit as you
  • kind and understanding
  • humorous
  • good company
  • easy to talk to

CONS:

  • LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITER 

378,955 notes · 5 hours ago