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D i s t a n t .
D i s t a n t .

captainlitebrite:

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

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fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

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ryancrobert:

you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story

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shoulderblades:

Garlic Junior
psych2go:

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mister-jonneh
"BULLSHIT, YOU FUCKING MISS ME."modern baseball (via groovy-bees)

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  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
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thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Brando Chiesa.
@brandochiesa