What’s the point of  putting me through driver’s ed, taking me to get my license, buying a truck for me to use, if you’re not even going to let me drive places?

Indirectly offending a friend 

sodamnrelatable:

Me: Wow, dude. Get a life. 

Creeper: I also have nutella and bacon. 

Me: WAIT DON’T LEAVE ME.

 

unfollower:

invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

My brother is getting confirmed tomorrow!